Alex Karp has never had a girlfriend.

“I was too poor,” he said. “And then I was too rich.”

— AI RESEARCHER (@piax0x)
7:39 PM • Aug 28, 2025

Alex Karp has never slept.

“I was too poor,” he said. “And then I was too rich.”

— ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ (@Andr3jH)
4:35 AM • Aug 28, 2025

Alex Karp has never eaten pussy

“I was too poor,” he said, “and then I was too rich”

— taoki (@justalexoki)
6:42 AM • Aug 29, 2025

Alex Karp has never owned a suit.

“I was too poor,” he said. “And then I was too rich.”

— Sina (@SinaHartung)
9:59 AM • Aug 29, 2025

Alex Karp has never had sex.

“I was too poor,” he said. “And then I was too rich.”

— daedalus (@hellodaedalus)
12:58 AM • Aug 29, 2025

Alex Karp has never eaten at Cheesecake Factory

“I was too poor,” he said, “and then I was too rich”

— critter (@BecomingCritter)
10:40 PM • Aug 28, 2025

Alex Karp has never interacted with the Cosmos ecosystem.

“I was too poor,” he said. “And then I was too rich.”

— cozy (@cozymaximalist)
11:47 PM • Aug 28, 2025

Alex Karp has never used a Claude Code Max plan.

“I was too poor,” he said. “And then I was too rich.”

— Dan Shipper 📧 (@danshipper)
12:58 AM • Aug 29, 2025

Alex Karp has never taken the subway.

"I was too poor" he said. "and then I was too rich"

— Jason Levin (@iamjasonlevin)
10:48 PM • Aug 29, 2025