how it feels sending a “are we still on for later?” text

— chase. (@cfree94)
5:23 PM • Feb 17, 2025

Bankers shooting their shot with the HR girls at a company happy hour knowing damn well they’re playing with fire

— litquidity (@litcapital)
4:25 PM • Feb 19, 2025

“Hey there, Hope you had a great weekend. Just circling back”

— litquidity (@litcapital)
4:27 PM • Feb 19, 2025

When the burnt out second year analyst is asked to do a personality interview with a robo-nerd who has a 4.0 at Wharton and a perfect SAT score

— litquidity (@litcapital)
4:38 PM • Feb 19, 2025

When I suggest we slap an EBITDA multiple and call it a day but the Director wants to see a 10 year DCF using mid-year convention with a full WACC analysis and multiple sensitivity tables

— litquidity (@litcapital)
3:31 PM • Feb 19, 2025

Social media managers after they post a racist meme on the brand account

— Jason Levin (@iamjasonlevin)
7:07 PM • Feb 19, 2025

In 1000 years, 0.5% of all humans will be related to Elon Khan.

— Jason Levin (@iamjasonlevin)
1:31 AM • Feb 15, 2025

Sir Anduril has started shitposting

— Jason Levin (@iamjasonlevin)
7:08 AM • Feb 19, 2025

Lit(tle) Musk would be so cute

— Jason Levin (@iamjasonlevin)
3:37 PM • Feb 17, 2025

Elon airbending the condoms away:

— Jason Levin (@iamjasonlevin)
12:01 AM • Feb 19, 2025

Who did this?

— Tesla Owners Silicon Valley (@teslaownersSV)
9:13 PM • Feb 18, 2025

DOGE!

— Erica Levin (@bankof_amERICA)
5:00 PM • Feb 18, 2025