Russell Wilson says he is NOT retiring after being benched by the Giants 😤💯

What team should trade for Mr. Unlimited? 🤔

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport)
7:24 PM • Sep 24, 2025

49ers injury curse after packing up Bosa

— JAY® (@JayLGK)
8:01 PM • Sep 24, 2025

Software Engineers after they turn 40 years old

— The Random Recruiter (@randomrecruiter)
1:07 PM • Sep 26, 2025

Me when it's 1 AM and the bar says "You know we close in 30 minutes right?"

— 10,000 Takes (@10k_Takes)
1:23 AM • Sep 25, 2025

Drought God after striking out with 13 chicks before we even left the pregame:

— Friday Beers (@Friday_Beers)
7:53 PM • Sep 24, 2025

When it comes to trolling the Gators

— Vic Damone Jr (@dagreatest33)
7:43 PM • Sep 24, 2025

me after doing one eurostep at the gym without hurting myself

— dylan (@dylangonzalez21)
8:02 PM • Sep 24, 2025

Coming back from the bathroom at KBBQ

— Ken Glizzy Jr. (@JamesDGrambo)
7:37 PM • Sep 24, 2025

Me after 35 chicken nuggets

— Lou Scataglia (@LouScatagliaPO)
10:33 PM • Sep 24, 2025

"We've noticed you liked a post stating there's only 2 genders"

— Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 (@TRobinsonNewEra)
1:40 PM • Sep 25, 2025

POV: You posted a slightly offensive meme but you’re in England

— Kaguya’s Top Gal (@hayasaka_aryan)
4:54 PM • Sep 21, 2025

“We noticed that your financial model started in cell A1 instead of B2”

— litquidity (@litcapital)
8:22 PM • Sep 26, 2025

When you order police from Temu. 🇬🇧

— Peter Lloyd (@Suffragent_)
3:31 PM • Sep 21, 2025

“We noticed you left gridlines on in your excel file”

— Boring_Business (@BoringBiz_)
5:22 PM • Sep 26, 2025

“Hi, we heard that you signed a petition against digital ID.”

— Chris Rose (@ArchRose90)
12:19 PM • Sep 26, 2025

“Have you got a license for that tweet?”

— Hazel Appleyard (@HazelAppleyard_)
10:35 AM • Sep 23, 2025

The new British version of Red Scare looks great

— ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 (@kunley_drukpa)
10:33 AM • Sep 21, 2025

"We've heard you don't agree with recognizing Palestine".

— Shrodingers Borderline Normal (@JeremyCordite)
10:40 AM • Sep 21, 2025

If you VIEW a social media post in the UK that they deem as unacceptable, these women will come for you.

— AlphaFox (@Alphafox78)
5:34 PM • Sep 21, 2025

Michael Jordan walked so Alex Jones could run

— 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐫 𝐑𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐞 (@TheFarRightSide)
10:17 PM • Sep 25, 2025

there’s nothing you could tell me to make me hate this man

— Beardson (@BeardsonBeardly)
3:51 AM • Sep 26, 2025

I guess that’s why they call it Pittsburgh

— Nado 🌪️ (@SandblasterSzn)
1:38 AM • Sep 25, 2025

This is how you know you’ve got a good one

— Dan Baltic (@baltic_dan)
4:58 AM • Sep 26, 2025

You gotta be a sick mf to find this attractive

— Hater Report (@HaterReport_)
12:11 AM • Sep 26, 2025

Livvy is hot because she’s not beautiful. Because she’s accessible. She looks like she could’ve been your babysitter or your best friend’s older sister or the lifeguard at your pool.

She doesn’t look like the garden variety lip-filler-and-Botox influencer chick, she looks real.

— Murray Hill Guy (@MurrayHillGuy1)
7:43 PM • Sep 25, 2025

$100k or a date with Livvy Dunne?

— Hoops (@HoopMixOnly)
12:36 AM • Sep 26, 2025

Her pheromones would make a Caveman do backflips

— , (@Zvbear)
6:21 PM • Sep 26, 2025

Whole armies used to lay siege to villages over this keep coping

— ✞ 𝕬𝖗𝖙 ✞ (@art_is_found)
4:48 PM • Sep 26, 2025

Almost sniffed the sim card out my phone

— Chris Bryant (@ChrisBryant87)
1:21 AM • Sep 25, 2025

some guy with an extremely specific fetish just hit the lottery

— omeo 𖤐 (@ihyomeo)
11:16 PM • Sep 25, 2025

dirty feet are better

— Rico 🔪 (@RicosRevengex)
12:14 AM • Sep 26, 2025

this is the egirl that likes your posts

— djcows (@djcows)
5:53 AM • Sep 25, 2025

this is literally ur competition.

— sui dev ☄️ (@birdabo404)
4:20 AM • Sep 26, 2025