Purchased 2k26 as a 30 year old

— Esfandiar Baraheni (@JustEsBaraheni)
4:05 AM • Sep 7, 2025

Investment banking analysts realizing that working at Goldman Sachs means aligning logos at 2AM and has absolutely no resemblance to Wolf of Wall Street

— Boring_Business (@BoringBiz_)
5:39 PM • Sep 7, 2025

me believing i'd be able to pay back my student loans

— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins)
7:49 PM • Sep 5, 2025

Me after a trip to the scholastic book fair as a kid

— Trang (@traaang)
4:51 PM • Sep 5, 2025

Fantasy analysts calling me a "pathetically weak virgin" if I didn't draft Christian McCaffrey in the 1st round.

— CantaLoupe (@CantALoupe_FF)
8:37 PM • Sep 5, 2025

when my dog realizes that the piece of cheese had a pill in it

— ANTIFAldo (@ANTIFAldo)
9:46 PM • Sep 5, 2025

Me, buying those silly balance wristbands when I was 15

— Esfandiar Baraheni (@JustEsBaraheni)
3:54 PM • Sep 5, 2025

Whenever I book a hotel at a good rate and see they add the resort fee at checkout

— Ricky Chu (@RikDaddy)
5:00 PM • Sep 5, 2025

VCs who assumed the AI demo in the launch video actually worked

— Turner Novak 🍌🧢 (@TurnerNovak)
6:58 PM • Sep 6, 2025

Me every time I've believed in the sixers

— Kylie Cheung (@kylietcheung)
8:17 PM • Sep 5, 2025

Lenders who took all the EBITDA add-backs as gospel

— High Yield Harry (@HighyieldHarry)
3:29 PM • Sep 6, 2025

me in 2018 when the Seminoles started doing the Swag Surf on the kickoff

— Dillon Riera (@13d_riera)
9:44 PM • Sep 5, 2025

When I get the Southwest $49 flights email & think I’m going on a trip for $100

— Mireya (@__Miri__)
12:57 AM • Sep 6, 2025